Elon Musk wants to make one thing very clear: He did notinvent Bitcoin, the monetary bubblecryptocurrency that recently shot up to a $10,000 valuation.
The eccentric, sensitive billionaire denied claims he is secretly Bitcoin's mysterious creator Satoshi Nakamoto, who has stayed out of the public eye since publishing the paper that outlined the peer-to-peer currency in 2008.
SEE ALSO: Elon Musk has finished building the biggest battery in the worldThe theory came in the form of a Medium post by former SpaceX intern Sahil Gupta. Gupta pointed to several factors that pin the invention to Musk, like his background in economics and cryptography as well as his likelihood to adopt a sophomoric alias that serves as an anagram for the phrase “So a man took a shit.” (You might remember the time Musk publicly expressed disappointment when the names of Tesla's first three vehicles were blocked from spelling out SEX.)
Tweet may have been deleted
Musk also denied having any Bitcoin to his name, claiming he actually lost what little of the digital currency he ever held years ago.
Later in the thread, however, Musk dropped an even bigger admission to his fans: He is actually a Martian. He didn't explain exactly how he made his way to Earth -- whether he was sent Kal-El-style from a collapsing society or if it was just an accidental drop-off like E.T. is still unclear -- but either way, the truth, as they say, is now out there.
Tweet may have been deleted
So let's recap everything you can thank Elon Musk for: PayPal's online transactions, SpaceX's rockets, Tesla's all-electric cars, the hyperloop race, the Boring Company and its terrible puns (and hats), Solar City's green infrastructure, Neuralink's weird AI-human mashup plans, doomsday AI predictions, and a sometimes-deranged Twitter feed.
What you can't: Bitcoin.
More importantly, we now know that his plans for SpaceX aren't to colonize Mars — it's to get back to his native land. Elon Musk isn't the creator of Bitcoin, guys. He's just E.T., trying to phone home.
Copyright © 2023 Powered by
Elon Musk denies he is Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto-寸地尺天网
sitemap
文章
87298
浏览
3423
获赞
1
Twitter admits it went too far with '5G causes COVID
Even Twitter admits it was too heavy-handed with its misinformation labels for posts about COVID-19,Obama surprising these excited teens at school will give you so much joy
There's a lot of terrifying stuff going on right now. So if you need a ray of sunshine, just watch tDitch Twitter's new character count circle with this Chrome extension
The only constant is change ... unless you've got a handy Chrome extension fighting the tides of timI finally understand what the iPhone X 'notch' is for
I had an epiphany the other day. I was finalizing my review of LG V30, which would be my third revieChase bank tried to be relatable on Twitter and got absolutely dunked on
Brands, may we remind you for the umpteenth time, that if you're trying to get #relatable on TwitterBlack Girls Code is more important than ever
When it comes to the current state of Black women in tech, the vibes are ominous. There's the currenJesus battles the Buddha in fighting game hellbent on offending
Oh boy.There's a new Street Fighter-style fighting game out on Steam, and it's pitting deities fromTrump's still tweeting from China despite the country's Twitter ban
Twitter is never out of reach for President Donald Trump. The president is in China right now, one sTwitter admits it went too far with '5G causes COVID
Even Twitter admits it was too heavy-handed with its misinformation labels for posts about COVID-19,Google and Levi's tech
Google's futuristic wearable tech platform just took a big leap forward.After more than two years ofNew Google Chrome feature blocks sketchy pop
Google Chrome will now do more to prevent some of the most annoying ways unscrupulous websites try tAmazon Big Spring Sale: Loftie smart alarm clock deal
SAVE $32:As of March 28, you can get the Loftie smart alarm clock for $127.99 at Amazon. That's a 20A small child tried to fight Gritty
Gritty has been attacked by yet another small child.The Philadelphia Flyers mascot got into a scufflMacklemore's gonna piss off intolerant rugby fans with this song, and he doesn't care
It's not just America grappling with sports and politics.Macklemore is facing criticism in AustraliaPutting the iPhone X's Face ID to the contouring test
One of the coolest features of the iPhone X is the Face ID facial recognition. While it trips up on